HAIRY ARMPIT AND TWAT

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Hairy armpit and twat Joey sensed things were getting a little too out of control, so he positioned himself near me in case, as he suspected, Tony might lash out at me. Josh came over and stood next to him. Chris and Lance stood near Tony for the same idea - in case I lashed out at her. John just stood there and watched the whole thing escalate and wondered how the same person who had been so sensitive and caring earlier could be so quick-tempered now. My crap? What about your crap? Don't act like you are Mr. Saint. I dealt with a lot of your crap too, so stop being such an egotistical prick and get over yourself! Tony shouted. I slowly balled my hands into a fist and stared at her. She stared back equally as hard. Then, to the surprise of the five around us, we grinned at each other and said in unison, Game over. Unclenching our fists, we embraced each other and burst out laughing. We turned to see five very stunned faces around us. Would someone please explain to me what just happened here? Chris asked, looking very puzzled. Tony laughed. Well guys, we did warn you about this earlier. This is how we blow off pent up frustrations. We figured out a long time ago that we provided a great vent for each other. There are mostly no holds barred. There are a few exceptions, which we won't go into here, but it helps. When someone starts to get really mad and clenches their fists, that's the signal it's time to stop. When the other does the same, we just wait for one to start smiling and then say 'Game over.' We hug, and that's it. We don't dwell on what was said, because it's now history. If anything is still irritating us, it comes out the next time. The guys relaxed a little, but still didn't look entirely convinced. It's true guys. This is how our friendship has survived over the last ten years without disintegrating completely, I said. Sorry, but this is one of those small things you'll have to get used to when the two of us are around. Besides, if you ever need to let off steam, it really works wonders. Just remember that what is said during the argument stays in the argument, and that when it's time to end, you end it some of hairy armpit and twat.

A minivan? John echoed. Talk about being on the wrong side of cool! I rolled my eyes. John, it has nothing to do with being cool or not. It has to do with being practical. You guys wanted to stay out here instead of downtown. That means you have to be able to get around easily. As I'm sure you've noticed, we're not exactly in the middle of a bustling metropolis, now are we? hairy armpit and twat Well, there was the time when I needed help with my French homework which you promised you'd help me with. Oh no, suddenly, you had to go off with the bitch and left me high and dry. That was NOT my fault! I retorted. We had a history presentation due. Besides, you'd had that assignment for a month and asked me to help you at the last minute. If you had asked me three weeks before that, it wouldn't have even been an issue! Excuses, excuses. Besides, that's not the only time! Remember when... Tony and I continued to argue as we walked back to the house, with Joey trailing slightly behind. Here we go again, he thought as he watched the two of us go at it. Had Will not told him that this was normal behavior for them, he would have been seriously worried. Had he not seen with his own two eyes that Will and Tony really did care for each other, he still would have been a bit worried about how much the two of them fought. As it were, not five minutes into their lengthy back and forth tirade, the two were hugging and laughing like old friends should. This is going to take some getting used to, Joey thought. I just hope we never have cause to argue like that. Where the hell are they?! Chris exclaimed, eyeing his watch. It had been nearly forty-five minutes since Tony went to look for Joey and Will, and they guys were starting to become a bit frantic with hairy armpit and twat.